Charlie Sheen got a text messages from his porn star friend Kacey Jordan ... saying she's pregnant -- luckily for Charlie, (Only if he's a quick reader, before he passes out!) the message also said she doesn't think it's his.
TMZ (Yes they are EVERYWHERE), "obtained" the text message Kacey sent Charlie yesterday afternoon. After tellin' the potential future Baby Daddy -- which must've floored Charlie -- Kacey continued, "I don't believe it's yours, but I'm going to Oregon to take care of the situation."
Kacey thinks Charlie is in the clear and he used protection, (Question: How do you protect yourself from a ho....Answer: Don't F#@! with them!), but Kacey says both of them were so out of it she's not sure if it did the trick. Kacey plans to terminate the pregnancy in the next few days. (Ok my head is spinning!)
We're told Kacey never heard back from Charlie. I wonder why, was it because you just broke the "Ho-John Secrecy Pact" and told the whole world on National TV what allegedly went down. Or is it that you told him he "Might" be a Daddy! run Charlie as fast as you can, "Run Charlie, Runnnnnn!"
TMZ (Yes they are EVERYWHERE), "obtained" the text message Kacey sent Charlie yesterday afternoon. After tellin' the potential future Baby Daddy -- which must've floored Charlie -- Kacey continued, "I don't believe it's yours, but I'm going to Oregon to take care of the situation."
Kacey thinks Charlie is in the clear and he used protection, (Question: How do you protect yourself from a ho....Answer: Don't F#@! with them!), but Kacey says both of them were so out of it she's not sure if it did the trick. Kacey plans to terminate the pregnancy in the next few days. (Ok my head is spinning!)
We're told Kacey never heard back from Charlie. I wonder why, was it because you just broke the "Ho-John Secrecy Pact" and told the whole world on National TV what allegedly went down. Or is it that you told him he "Might" be a Daddy! run Charlie as fast as you can, "Run Charlie, Runnnnnn!"
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