Charlie Sheen Records a Song With Snoop, Rob Patterson and Simon Rex

Charlie Sheen called in music biz heavy hitters -- Snoop Dogg and ex-Korn member Rob Patterson , and Simon Rex -- to record a song for his tour, No this is not an April Fools Joke, though we wish it was.

The foursome got together at Charlie's Beverly Hills pad on Thursday night -- where they recorded "Winning."

Sheen will roll out the track during his upcoming one-man show.

Ticket Brokers Unable To Sell Charlie Sheen Tickets, Losing Money...Not Winning!

Charlie Sheen may have received his money for selling out his tour, but the ticket brokers that snapped up seats to re-sell are not doing to well.

Sheen's relatively quiet week in the press has left him out of the public spotlight and companies like StubHub scrambling to unload open seats. As of Monday, there were 2800 seats available for his New York shows.

A broker told the newspaper, "I'm worried. I need him to do something else stupid so I can unload all these tickets. We bought them on a whim, and I guarantee we're going to take a loss." He purchased 85 tickets to Sheen's shows - and has sold less than 10. "If he isn't filled up with drugs, he won't be funny. People who buy tickets now, they're going to see a car crash."

An amateur broker purchased over $1500 in tickets to shows in big cities like Boston and Chicago has so far sold one ticket - for under face value. "Basically, if I opened the newspaper tomorrow and saw that he was dead, my first reaction wouldn't be 'Darn, I really liked his movies.' It would be 'Sweet! I get my money back from Ticketmaster.'"

Sheen Comin' Back to 'Men' Ehhhh, Not So Much!

There is "no chance" of Charlie Sheen coming back to "Two and a Half Men" according to sources connected to the production of the show.

A story has been circulating that CBS wants Charlie back on the show.Ok so Charlie was hired by Warner Bros. and, Only Warner Bros. can bring him back, and sources (the guys or girls who know everything) directly connected to the production tell us there is "no chance" of that happening.

"Men" creator and executive producer Chuck Lorre has been holding meetings about the future of the show and possible re-casting, but Charlie is NOT COMING BACK.

The story that CBS offered him his job back is simply not true.  CBS can't rehire Sheen....

Still developing!

Martin Sheen: Charlie Is 'Emotionally Crippled'

Martin Sheen has had a long and well-respected career in film and television, but it hasn't always been smooth sailing for the former 'West Wing' star.

In an interview with The Telegraph, Sheen opened up about his own demons and how they've allowed him to relate to his troubled son, Charlie.

"I know what hell he's living in," says Sheen. "I've had psychotic episodes in public. One of them was on camera -- the opening scene of 'Apocalypse Now.' So I know what Charlie is going through. And when you do something like that, that is out of control, that's the most difficult thing. You have to have courage."

Martin, who battled alcohol addiction and mental illness earlier in his career, says that, much like Charlie, his issues caused him to focus on himself rather than his family.

"I was so interested in myself, I didn't really focus on what [my kids'] needs were, or what their aspirations were," says Sheen.

The actor, who stars alongside his eldest son, Emilio Estevez, in the upcoming film 'The Way,' says that despite Charlie's success, he remains emotionally stunted from his addictions.

"You know, Charlie's 45 years old. He's not a kid," says Sheen. "Emotionally he still is. Because when you're addicted, you don't grow emotionally. So when you get clean and sober you're starting at the moment you started using drugs or alcohol. You're emotionally crippled."

Adds Estevez, "We all had the same set of rules, so it really gives credence to this theory that it is genetic, and that sometimes it skips either a generation or siblings. My mother doesn't drink. My other brother hasn't had a drink in over 10 years, my dad hasn't had a drink in 20. And I make wine."

So what can save Charlie from his addiction nightmare? "Faith can help all of us," says Sheen, a devout Catholic. "Addiction is the dark side. It's a reflection of despair."

Sheen Co-Star Holland Taylor Defends Him

While CBS is keeping quiet about Charlie Sheen, one of his co-stars has been speaking out and sharing kind words about the embattled actor.

"Two and a Half Men" star Holland Taylor defended the actor she has worked with since the show began in 2003.

"Charlie was cordial and polite with all of his cast mates and crew, sometimes even courtly -- and always witty," Taylor said Tuesday in an e-mail to The Associated Press. "We watched movies at his house occasionally -- warm evenings with interesting, spirited conversation. This is the guy I know.

"In this very sad and complicated time, I really have no comment," she continued, "beyond valuing my own history with Charlie, and my abiding affection for him."

Sheen was fired from the hit CBS show Monday. Holland is the first person connected to the show to publicly come out and show support since his dismissal.

Charlie Sheen: I Have a Michael J. Fox Clause!

Charlie has what they call a "Michael J. Fox" clause in his contract.  When Fox was doing "Spin City," his contract provided that he would keep getting paid as long as the show was in production, even if he left the show.  Ironically, when Charlie took over for Michael, Michael kept drawing his salary.

When Charlie signed on for "Two and a Half Men" ... the original contract provided an identical clause, so Charlie's people believe Warner Bros. is on the hook if they keep producing the show.

BUT NOT SO FAST! Warner Bros. claims they fired Charlie for cause, nullifying the contract. 

Warner Bros Officially Fires Charlie Sheen

Warner Bros. sent a letter to Charlie Sheen's lawyer, stating Charlie was being terminated because he committed a felony involving "moral turpitude."

In the 11-page letter, Warner Bros. states, "Your client has been engaged in dangerously self-destructive conduct and appears to be very ill."

The letter then goes on to describe Charlie's hijinks, including trashing the Plaza Hotel in NYC, coke binges, on-set failures because of drug fatigue, and diatribes (Big word!) against "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre.

The letter also says that Charlie derailed production when he went into rehab, and then he fired his sobriety coach.  In fact, Warner Bros. claims it was so concerned about Charlie's well-being, "Warner Bros. had an airplane waiting" to take him to a treatment facility,but Charlie wouldn't go for it.

So why did Charlie get fired?  The letter says there is a clause in his contract saying they can fire a performer who commits "a felony offense involving moral turpitude."

The letter says, "There is ample evidence supporting Warner Bros. reasonable good faith opinion that Mr. Sheen has committed felony offenses involving moral turpitude (including but not limited to furnishing of cocaine to others as part of the self-destructive lifestyle he has described publicly) that have 'interfere[d] with his ability to fully and completely render all material services required' under the agreement."

Charlie's lawyer, Marty Singer, has demanded Warner Bros. pay Charlie for the eight canceled episodes. Warner Bros. seems unfazed by the threat, even reserving its right to take legal action against Charlie. Marty Singer  believes Lorre is behind the move to fire Charlie from "Two and a Half Men" and that Lorre has interfered with Charlie's contract.

Singer doesn't buy the explanation.  Singer says when Charlie was going to plead guilty to a felony last year over the domestic violence incident in Aspen, Warner Bros. was not only ok with it, they renegotiated Charlie's contract.

Singer claims the real reason Warner Bros. gave Charlie the boot is because he insulted Lorre, and that's not reason to fire him.

And, Singer says, Charlie isn't the first star who couldn't co-exist with Lorre.  Roseanne Barr and Brett Butler also couldn't work with Chuck.  On the other side of the coin, Lorre is the most successful producer in TV currently, with three hit shows on the air  "Two and a Half Men," "The Big Bang Theory" and "Mike and Molly."
 

Sirius XM Launches Nonstop Charlie Sheen Station

Charlie Sheen fans who can't get enough of the Charlie Sheen Tigers Blood Winning tour have something to look forward to. Sirius XM is launching a station devoted entirely to everything Charlie, which, according to a statement, includes "breaking news, facts, fallout and career implications."

The Hollywood Reporter writes that the aptly titled Tiger Blood Radio will broadcast nonstop for a full 24 hours beginning March 5 at 6AM on Sirius 108 and XM 139. The station offers fans the opportunity to inject their "boring, normal lives" with a healthy dose of "bi-winning" and "Adonis DNA." But it will also touch on the negative aspects of Sheen's recent wild behavior, examining potential mental issues and the negative impact it could potentially have on his career.

Howard Stern recently said during an appearance on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' that he had proposed the idea of "Charlie Radio, 24 hours a day, 'cause there's nothing better than that."

Sheen has been making headlines for the past two weeks thanks to a string of candid and out of this world interviews with 'Today,' 'Good Morning America,' TMZ and RadarOnline.com, where he likened himself to a "warlock." At the height of his drug binging, Sheen claimed he was "bangin' 7-gram rocks," claimed "dying is for fools" and introduced the two live-in girlfriends he calls his "goddesses."

Charlie then opened a personal Twitter account that gained over 100,000 followers before his first tweet. The account now stands at 1.58 million followers.

Here's how Sirius XM is spreading the word to their subscribers this afternoon:

Charlie Sheen Custody Negotiations: On, Then Off, Then...

After reports started circulating about a possible hearing on Monday concerning custody of his twin sons, Charlie Sheen started twittering on his new Twitter page to clear the air. The 'Two and a Half Men' actor tweeted, "not sure what all the legal noise is about ... just verbally reached a deal with B. no court mon. yay."

"Yet the opposition felt it necessary to still harass me with old gibberish .... odd? perhaps. transparent? you betcha'!" he added.

Sheen hasn't said anymore about the negotiations but a source close to Mueller's family confirmed that the pair have been talking. "Brooke is thinking over Charlie's offer and has not decided if she will take it," the source said. "Brooke is very fragile right now."

UPDATE: TMZ.com reports Mueller called the deal off. Sheen was not to go to the news, reporters or public with any of the info, and as soon as he was given that order, Charlie started the Tweet frenzy. Dude just chill!

And while it's been reported Mueller didn't want Sheen's girlfriends (aka goddesses) around the twins, sources tell TMZ.com that she's not concerned about that at all. Shes more concerned with Charlies erratic behavior. Their negotiations apparently allow the goddesses to continue being around the twins.

Police removed Charlie Sheen's twin sons from his home earlier this week after a judge gave instructions that the children be returned to Mueller.

Muller's lawyer got a temporary restraining order against Sheen, prohibiting him from going near her. The judge also ordered Sheen to surrender the twins while the restraining order remained in effect.

Charlie Sheen has officialy Joined the Twitterverse

Charlie Sheen joined the twitterverse today ... and for his first trick, dude posted a photo of himself along with his other favorite things ... a hot chick, chocolate milk ... and something naked.

The girl in the photo is one of Charlie's goddesses -- Bree Olson (aka Rachel Oberlin).who is one of the Stars in the Porno Spoof "Not Charlie Sheem's House of Whores XXX"

Porn Star Kacey Jordan: Charlie Sheen Is 'Most Self-Destructive Person I Have Ever Met'

Charlie Sheen's 22-year-old porn star pal Kacey Jordan and lifelong friend Sean Penn have both spoken to GQ magazine for a striking long-form piece that digs deep into what makes Sheen tick.

Opening up to GQ writer Amy Wallace in February, Sheen recapped his widely reported 36-hour coke-fueled porn star party: "In regards to this whole recent odyssey, I'll just say this: It was epic. There are two rules at my house right now: You park your judgment at the door, and you enjoy every moment. People can interpret that however they want. Enjoy every sober moment. Enjoy every loaded moment. Just enjoy every moment. It's not a rehearsal, you know?"

Kacey Jordan was promised $5,000 for an appearance at Sheen's party in late January, and she found the 'Two and a Half Men' star in a sorry state. "His teeth were all gold. I see him as that guy on that show-you know, a celebrity. But he told me he has to put on fake teeth for his show," she told GQ.

Sheen informed Jordan of his plan to create a "porn family" and all live under one roof. "He said that he was going to take care of us. It was just going to be a big party house. He was all about partying, partying, partying, partying. Never a rest," Jordan said.

Hours into the bender, Jordan found herself alone with Sheen. Sheen asked her to hold him almost immediately after he requested oral sex while smoking cocaine from a pipe. "I think he was scared. I could see the pain," Jordan said. "As I was walking away, I could see him just sitting in the bed, hunched over with his pipe. That night I knew: This is the most self-destructive person I have ever met." This coming from someone who tried to commit suicide after the AVN Awards, (Adult Video Awards) in Las Vegas early January of this year. The Porn Princess tried to kill herself over breaking up with a boyfriend (GStar?) and then tweeted that she was going to commit suicide by taking a bottle of Xanax:

After Tweeting the event, her sister allegedly sees the tweet and alerts the hotel staff, which come to her rescue. This is classic "pot-calling-the-kettle-black"!

I Guess Charlie Sheen Belives in Miracles, The Easter Bunny, Snowballs Do Have A Chance In Hell, and Unicorns

Charlie Sheen not only says he'd gladly do another season of "Two and Half Men" and he'd also work with his boss Chuck Lorre again ... you know, the guy he called a "turd" and challenged to a fight.

Charlie -- who's under contract for one more season of "Men"says he'd definitely do season 9 as planned because, simply, he's a man of his word. But it gets better, Charlie says he's even on board to do a season 10 if they paid him $3 million an episode plus a $20 million signing bonus. Charlie says he'd use the bonus to cover everything the "Men" staff lost after the current season was derailed. Wow, are we sure Charlies drug test were clean.

Charlie Sheen Spend Oscar Weekend Taking Drud Test to Clear His Name

Fighting allegations that drugs are behind the recent outbursts that prompted CBS to suspend production on 'Two and Half Men,' Charlie Sheen is taking matters into his own hands to prove he's sober, and if he is then maybe he should of taken Drugs to keep him quiet.

On Friday night, Sheen flew back to his Los Angeles mansion from his Bahamas vacation, according to RadarOnline.com, in order to take a home drug test as early as possible.

He had previously agreed to take a test Monday. Why the rush? Perhaps he wants favorable results to be included on Monday and Tuesday broadcasts of 'Good Morning America,' during which his new interview with ABC News will air ('20/20' will also interview excerpts on Tuesday evening).

The over-the-counter 'First Check' urine test, alleged to be 99 percent accurate, was actually administered in the presence of an editor and two producers from RadarOnline (Mmmmm...Sounds like a party right there.), to help verify the authenticity of the results. Yes, Sheen peed for the media, in an effort to clear his name.

Check out Radar's images of the jovial encounter, photographed in what appears to be Sheen's green-tiled bathroom, where the TV star invited Radar staff to make sure the test was not compromised.

The home test's results? Skeptics expecting Sheen to overdose any minute now may be surprised.

Capri Anderson Selling Off Charlie Sheen Hotel Dress

So Kacey Jordan is not the on "Sheen Team" member to cash in on Charlie's exploiuts. Adult Star Capri Anderson is trying to sell off her famous dress the one she wore last fall when Charlie flipped out at the Plaza Hotel.

According to the eBay listing the cocktail dress by French Connection comes with an autographed copy of a magazine Capri appeared on months later  modeling the outfit she wore that infamous night.

Sources close to Capri tell us the dress gives her bad memories so she wants to get rid of it ASAP so why not give it away ...oh excuse me, Capri plans to donate part of the proceeds to Safe Passage for Battered Women.

Charlie Unleashes another Message of Mass Destruction

Charlie Sheen just re-unleashed on the "knuckleheads" behind "Two and a Half Men" saying he could never go back to the show if it meant working with, and said affectionately "the turds that are currently in place."

Sheen just called in to Fox Sports Radio with Pat O'Brien, where he claimed during the entire 8-year run on "Men" he felt like "an unwanted relative being given cold coffee at 9pm every night."

And now that show execs have shut down production on "2 1/2 Men" for the rest of the season, Charlie believes the show is also done FOR GOOD, saying, "Can you imagine going back into the sludge pit with those knuckleheads at this point? Can you imagine? It would go bad quickly."

Dr Drew says "Charlie Sheen Has a Point About AA"

Dr. Drew Pinsky -- the world's most famous addictions specialist -- says Charlie Sheen may be manic and maybe a lil' bi-polar,  but surpisingly admits the actor made a point when he criticized Alcoholics Anonymous.

As you may have heard, Charlie ripped AA during an on-air radio rant yesterday he called the group a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of 5%.

And last night at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, Drew admitted, "He's got a point ... their  success rates aren't that great ... but it DOES work when people do it."

When asked about Charlie's recent behavior, the "Celebrity Rehab" star explained, "It's no joke, he's getting manic these are bi-polar, manic symptoms."

Drew adds, "I'm frightened for the guy."

Charlie Sheen Answers Back in an Open Letter

Charlie Sheen just wrote a F@*k you open letter in light of the decision to shut down the production of "Two and a Half Men" for the rest of the season. (According to TMZ)

The letter reads:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together...

Charlie Sheen

BREAKING NEWS: CBS Pulls Production On Sheen's 'Two And A Half Men' For Remainder Of Season Following Actor's Radio Rant

CBS has pulled the plug on "Two and a Half Men"... for now.

Just hours after Charlie Sheen went on a radio rampage, blasting his bosses at the television show, CBS issued a statement on behalf of the network and "...Men's" production company, announcing they were pulling the show from production of new episodes.


"Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of 'Two and a Half Men' for the remainder of the season," CBS said in a statement late Thursday night.

As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, Sheen called into a nationally syndicated radio show on Thursday and unleashed a shocking rant in which he attacked Alcoholics Anonymous and his hit CBS show.

"I was told if I went on the attack, they would cancel the show and all that and so I'm just sort of seeing if they're telling the truth or not," Charlie claimed to host Alex Jones in an interview for his radio show, "The Alex Jones Show," on Thursday, referring to his CBS bosses.

"Are they happy with the $5 billion they already made off me or do they think they can turn it into $10 [billion] in a couple more seasons?" Charlie continued. "I'm just saying, you know [the show] is a runaway freakin' juggernaut."

Charlie made it abundantly clear he doesn't believe the show can survive without him, telling Alex, "Watch your ratings, dudes. Watch your stupid ratings.

"Do what you've gotta do -- I'll go make movies with superstars and not work with idiots," he threatened.The 45-year-old also blasted show creator Chuck Lorre, calling him a "turd" while claiming that he embarrassed Chuck "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process."

Sheen Rips 2 1/2 Men Creator, and AA

Charlie Sheen just launched a verbal atomic bomb on live radio, slamming "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre -- calling him a turd and even dissed Alcoholics Anonymous

Sheen unloaded while calling in to "The Alex Jones Show" and claimed he is 100% clean, saying, "Here's your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high."

During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in "Apocalypse Now" and hit just about everything and everyone: He calls Lorre a turd, a clown, and says his real name is "Haim Levine"

Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process." 

On Alcoholics Anonymous, Sheen says it's a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, "Newsflash I am special and I will never be one of you."

After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie's response, "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things."

On his drug and alcohol issues, "I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it ... with my mind."

Yesterday Charlie flew to an island near the Bahamas with ex Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson, and Natalie Kenly. In the the interview Charlie says Brooke has bailed out, saying, "Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you're going to need it. Badly."

Then after ALL THAT, Charlie also said he's ready to get back to work.

Charlie Sheen's Harem includes a Marijuana Bikini Model

Charlie Sheen's new girlfriend, one of his "goddesses" is a model for Cali Chronic X Magazine. The chick gripping the bong is Natalie Kenly -- aka Natty Baby who's such a pot enthusiast, she was even crowned, "Chronic Girl 2010."

Jeffrey Peterson -- co-editor of the mag -- who tells us Charlie began to pursue Natalie a few months ago after seeing her on the cover of the February, 2010 issue

We're told Charlie and Natty eventually connected through a mutual friend, and the two hit it off. Jeffrey tells us ever since the two began their "whirlwind" relationship,  Charlie has been "very romantic." So to add to his empire Drugs, Weed, Prostitution, Hit TV Show, and all the news and tabloid coverage you could ever want. Charlie "You da' Man Baby"!