Chipping your warlock fangs is a very painful experience, so when it happened to Charlie Sheen last night ... he took out his frustration on Bree Olson. We can't make this stuff up!
Charlie Sheen and goddess #1 Bree Olson are Back On! ... this after Sheen tweeted she had left him and he was now taking applications.
Sheen dropped the news last night, posting to his Twitter page: "Update: Sober Valley Lodge; Rachel has left the building..., We're sad.... Over it... Applications now being accepted! #winner"
But today, Charlie says, "She came back, my bad all good. Love her with the three parts of my heart."
We think that's a good thing, but really we don't know what the heck is going on!
Charlie Sheen just launched a verbal atomic bomb on live radio, slamming "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre -- calling him a turd and even dissed Alcoholics Anonymous
Sheen unloaded while calling in to "The Alex Jones Show" and claimed he is 100% clean, saying, "Here's your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high."
During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in "Apocalypse Now" and hit just about everything and everyone: He calls Lorre a turd, a clown, and says his real name is "Haim Levine"
Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process."
On Alcoholics Anonymous, Sheen says it's a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, "Newsflash I am special and I will never be one of you."
After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie's response, "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things."
On his drug and alcohol issues, "I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it ... with my mind."
Yesterday Charlie flew to an island near the Bahamas with ex Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson, and Natalie Kenly. In the the interview Charlie says Brooke has bailed out, saying, "Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you're going to need it. Badly."
Then after ALL THAT, Charlie also said he's ready to get back to work.
Man Whore of the Century (Charlie Sheen) gets a porn to spoof him, but is it life imitating art, or just a documentary? Well those guys at X-Play who started all this "porn spoofing" craze, (Britney Rears, Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not Cosbys XXX...is there anything sacred?) Now they have spoofed our beloved 2 1/2 Men Star Charlie Sheen in "Not Charlie Sheem's House of Whores XXX", staring many of his industry "Ho's" A year ago, porn studios were rushing out Tiger Woods exploitation flicks featuring his pornstar conquests. Now they’re rushing out Charlie Sheen exploitation flicks featuring his pornstar conquests.
Director Will Ryder and Porn Company Digital Sin team up for Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX, starring Bree Olson, Melanie Rios, Kacey Jordan, Capri Anderson, Gigi Rivera, Tanner Mayes, Jenna Presley and Chloe Jones.
We’re guessing this title will recycle old scenes featuring Charlie Sheen’s party pals, perhaps framed by some new material shot by Will Ryder. Chloe Jones died a few years back, so her performance will definitely be archival (or will it...Buhwahahaha.)
